Friday, September 23, 2011

Grandma's elocution

I realize that everybody has specific ways of saying things.

A lot of people in/from California pronounce Milk as Melk.

And our Boston friends have that peculiar use of the letter R.

My dad, a Texan, has the best accidental pronunciation of Massachusetts ever: MassaTwoShits.

Growing up in Oklahoma as I did, I drop my Gs and say y'all more often than I should. 

But my grandma, from Nebraska, where they seemingly have no accents, has the strangest collection pronunciations I've ever heard.

First, she uses the one that a lot of midwesterners use. Wash: Warsh

No biggie.

But then it gets weird.

Branson: BRAWNson

Pueblo: PEEeblo

Puberty: POOberty

Chemo: ChEHmmo

And, our personal favorite (though we all seem to have blocked the context in which she said it):

Penis: PENnis (rhymes with tennis)

Pennis, anyone?

But you can bet your ass she can pronounce McMuffin without incident or misunderstanding!

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